Posted by: Rob | February 2, 2009

Silent Poetry – Monday Meme

I’m not really a meme type for the most part, although I have been known to succumb to the odd one.  Particularly if it’s easy and fun.

This one is courtesy of anniegirl1138.

Warning:  The following limericks are not my original works, but were oft repeated to me by my dear old da.  (I don’t think they were his original works either, but I don’t know where he heard them.)

Oh, and yeah.  They’re racy and contain bad language.  Proceed at your own discretion.

 #1:

There was a man from Boston
Who owned a Mini Austin
There was room for his ass
And a tank full of gas
His balls hung out and he lost ’em!

#2:

There was a man from Lachine
Who invented a flogging machine
On the forty ninth stroke
The damned machine broke
And reduced his left nut to a bean!

#3:

There was a man from Nantucket
His cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
“If my ear were a cunt, I’d fuck it!”

And since not all limericks should start with “There was a man…”

#4:

There once was a woman from New Zealand
Who was put in jail for stealin’
She laid on her back
Opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceilin’!

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Responses

  1. i’m so classless? limericks are the only poetry i can remember…

  2. Don’t tell Nurse Myra about that last one. I think she was born in New Zealand, and takes offense if you bad-mouth Kiwis.

  3. Very … original 😉

  4. I still laugh at dirty limericks.


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