Posted by: Rob | July 28, 2008

Men can write to Dear Abby too…

Monday morning and I get this wee gem from a co-worker and golf fanatic.  It’s too good not to reproduce here.

Dear Abby,

I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signals, the phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with ‘the girls’ a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, ‘Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.’  I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with ‘the girls’.

When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro shop where I bought it?



  1. Oh my God! What did Dear Abby suggest? My dad bought a new set of clubs once, and the first time he used his driver at the driving range the head flew right off right behind the ball.

  2. That’s probably too many rights.

  3. uk – Right!

  4. omg, I laughed. And I shouldn’t have because it is so man bashing.
    Man bashing – bad.

  5. Definitely should take it back to the pro-shop where he bought it.

    Reminds me of the old stories of the guy advertising for a mail order bride. Wanted a woman who could do all kinds of outdoor things and owned a truck. And the last line is “Send picture of truck.”

  6. Made me snigger…

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